I am officially bored.
I am officially uncomfortable.
I am officially a boy-kisser.
I am officially uninterested in the fate of my first true love.
I am officially unable to recall my first true love.
I am offically a fascist, in my own way.
I am officially tired of dealing with artists.
I am officially glad that it's Carnival time.
I am officially looking forward to the Krewe du Vieux parade this weekend.
I am officially not ready for the Society of St. Anne Ball.
I am officially unprepared to begin directing Camille.
I am officially in love with Jonno.
I am officially not in love with Will and Grace.
I am officially thrilled that we're having houseguests for Mardi Gras.
I am officially excited by tornadoes.
I am officially uninterested in "twinks".
I am officially frustrated with my external modem.
I am officially in search of an official to propogate my official pronouncements.
