It's less than a week 'till the big event, and I still haven't a clue about what I'm wearing. Yeah, I know it'll be skimpy, and more than likely, it'll be black, and if I have any say at all in the matter, it'll be vaguely Asian (I've got a whore-red geisha girl parasol I can't bear to give up just yet), but beyond that... I mean, hair? Ladyface? And most importantly: shoes? I'm beginning to get anxious.
