The boyfriend seems to be having trouble with nude photo hounds--not nude people looking for photos, mind you, but presumably clothed or partially clothed individuals looking for photos of naked folks.
Now, although don't find him terribly attractive myself, I can understand why some people might like to see Apolo Anton Ohno nude. I find it interesting, however, that virtual hordes of smutchasers are looking for boudoir photographs of Ross the Intern--not that he's a perfectly talented individual, of course, but he seems a little...offbeat. What next? Nude photos of Larry "Bud" Melman? Bill Gates? Lady Bird Johnson? Or perhaps my own personal favorite, Benjamin Netanyahu....
In other news: thanks to the many folks who submitted votes for the title of our next play. I think, however, that we're leaning towards one that Flynn suggested: Die, Die, Dixie Darlin'. It has a certain ring to it... Yes? No? I dunno...