The wind-up, the pitch...
So I'm on another gala committee. This time they've put me to work on the silent auction. It's going well so far--lots of good stuff, including some items donated by a couple of you (you know who you are). But, well, we can always use more...
You see where I'm going with this.
If anyone would like to make a last-minute donation to the auction, you know I'd love you forever. It's a children's organization, so sending in your prized, rarely used Tom of Finland dildo (number 7/30, signed by the artist), while a lovely gesture, isn't exactly appropriate. Most other artwork, however, does very well. So does jewelery (it's an Uptown crowd we get). Signed first editions of novels by William Faulkner are a good idea. And if all else fails, gift certificates are great. Of course, all donations are tax-deductible.
If you're interested, email me ASAP so I can put your item on the auction boards. If you're not or you can't, don't worry: we've got tons of crap to auction off as it is. I just thought I'd ask.
We now return you to your regular, nooge-free blog.