"She was everything I've always wanted in a woman."
--David Gest
"Reality is something you rise above."
--Liza Minnelli
"I love dressing up like some kind of monster or something and knocking on doors. Nobody knows it's me, and I get candy."
--Michael Jackson
"The problem with people who have no vices is that you can be pretty sure they're going to have some annoying virtues."
--Elizabeth Taylor
