If (a) you're dreading the next 18 hours of election day-TV and (b) you dig on 80s-style LA/Euro rock (think The Romantics) and (c) you have a speedy web connection, by all means check out the Flash video for TISM's "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me". It's easily worth a good five minutes of distraction from all the newsanchor autobabble. Hell--play it once for each time you hear Tom Brokaw utter the word "poll," and it'll be midnight before you know it. [Via Screenhead, of course.]