Friday, December 10, 2004

NOT. WORK. SAFE.

Speaking of franco-punko-homo graphic novels, it looks as if volume #1 of Logan's Porky series has finally hit the shelves, and just in time for the holidays, too. In page one of the preview, it appears that our protagonist, Porky--a chubby Midwestern sex fiend (as if there were any other kind)--pays a homeless man in a Santa hat $5 for anal. I haven't seen page two, but, you know, that's what I'm guessing.

I'd planned to order up a batch to hand out as stocking stuffers [insert fudgepacking innuendo here], but, well, the dollar's kinda weak against the Euro right now, so instead, you'll all be getting Playtex living gloves and a set of colored pencils. Which is sorta the same thing, except you'll have to do the drawing yourselves.

7:11 AM
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