Locker Room Trysts Bedevil Health Clubs
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Seriously, honey: don't you think "bedevil" is going a bit far? I mean, why do you think homos (not this one, but some) have such a reputation for kickin' physiques? They slog through the first workout for the reward of the second. And gyms ain't about to crack down on the shenanigans too much--we represent too much of their clientele...
