Courtesy of my dear friend, Sister Reyna Terror, here's a short list of affectionate nicknames for the City Too Scrappy Not to Love:
1) Fema Town
2) Stinkoville
3) Land O' Fun
4) Hell's Toolshed
5) Moldberg
6) Death's Little Cottage By the Sea
7) City of Litter & Onions
8) God's Used Tampon
9) Village of Crazy Hope
10) Land of Opportunity
11) Ti-Jean's Junk & Bait Shop
12) Place de Toits Bleus
13) Stadt der Angst
14) Land of Joy, Gold, and Candy...um...and Money
15) Bo�te d'Enfer
16) Hotel Purgatario
17) Hobotown
and last but not least,
18) Newer Orleans
Says Rayna: "This is what happens when I lose three straight games of paperclip tennis. Playing myself."
