Eek! Friends!

Ha! We knew it! You look like the curious type!

As we said before, we're swingers! We love to swing! I swing, you swing, we all swing for ice cream! Ha! Ha!

But seriously.... Swinging is a very important part of our relationship! It keeps us together! Before we met, we each thought we were alone in our insatiable lust for the extremities and orifices of others. We used to sneak around behind each others' backs, trying to satisfy our sexual needs. Then one day, Doris came home unexpectedly to find Ed in the sack with Zbignew, the UPS man! (He's originally from Poland, but he speaks enough English to get by--and of course, he speaks the international language of swing!) Ed was very frightened, but after getting a look at Zbignew's sexy calves, Doris dropped her work smock and joined right in! We've been swinging happily ever since.

We thought you might like to see some of the hot stuff floating around Terre Haute, so here it is! We hope you enjoy them as much as we have! Come up for a visit, and you might be able to get your finger into one of these pies--maybe even your whole hand! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Rootin' Tootin' Guys

Click here to see some of the hot stallions in our stable of studs! These are just of few of the hunks we've met over the years! Take a good look and you'll understand why Ed insists on addressing them all as "Mister" (though Doris is still a little fuzzy on that one, and it sometimes concerns her). Too bad we couldn't get a picture of Mr. Zbignew's hot pole! He was one hot Pole! HA! He was a little camera shy, though! Do you think he was here illegally?!?!?!?!?!

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Fun-Lovin' Fillies

Men aren't the only ones gracing our bed! No siree! Many a fine lassie has slid between our satin sheets for a little afternoon delight! And Ed is certainly capable of keeping two women happy simultaneously at the same time! We wish we could show you how, but for the time-being, you'll just have to use your imagination! We sure have! Just conjure up your wildest thought, and we've probably done it! We're sexual outlaws! Bang! Bang! Ha!

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