Curious about the place we call home? You should be! People think it's a simple place for simple people, but they're wrong! It's a bustling little metropolis! Lots of famous people have come from Terre Haute! In fact, did you know that the character of "Sissy" from the hit TV show Family Affair was from Terre Haute? She said so herself on one episode! We both remember seeing it! It was a bonding moment for us!

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Look at this! We're in the middle of Indiana! Which is in the middle of the United States! Well, not really--but close! At least, closer than Washington D.C.! They should move the capitol to Terre Haute! Ha! We could run for president! What's Washington like, anyway? We've never been! We almost went when we were in the band back in high school, but Ed's parents wouldn't let him, so we stayed home. We'd love to see some of the sights, though--like the Smithsonian Museum and the Washingtonian Monument! Ha! Could you imagine moving them here, to Terre Haute! Have you been to Washington?

Here's a closer look at our hometown! Look where we are! Snuggled in-between Chicago and Nashville--two cultural centers! We're planning our first-ever trip to Chicago sometime next year! All you Chicagoites, let us know where to go and what to do! When in Rome! Ha! Ha!

See how we're right off the highway? We're super-convenient, like a truck stop! Stop by next time you're around! Just give us a call first! Ed likes to straighten up the place before we have company. He says Doris is a slob, but don't you believe it! She's just "laid back!" She says she gets it from her Southern heritage. She grew up with lots of brothers and sisters who were older than her, so she never had to do any work around the house. She wouldn't know a broom if Ed hit her over the head with it, knocked her unconscious, and then performed exploratory surgery on her cervix with it--no lube! Ha!

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