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For myself

♦ Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda
Searching for mums and dads: a step-by-step account.

♦ Sturtle
Silly saga that may or may not have anything to do with anything. To be continued. One day.

♦ The House of Dr. and Mrs. Eek! [NSFW]
One of my first-ever conceptual online thingamajigs. (Lucky for you, I’ve doctored it up just a bit, so it’s legible). I think I was probably inspired by a sudden remembrance of “The House of Dr. and Mrs. Vandertramp” (French majors, you know what I’m sayin’, right?). I’d probably also read Barrel Fever and was remembering that “family newsletter” piece. Who knows? Who cares?

Sorry in advance for the load time. You know beginners and images. And don’t check the code: I’m still pretty lousy when it comes to HTML, but at least I don’t use MS Word to lay out my pages anymore.

♦ Julia’s In My Kitchen
Just a little fantasy scenario I cooked up. Those of you familiar with my culinary skills and my feelings for Simone de Beauvoir will find it especially amusing.

For the benefit (?) of others

♦ Fleshbot [NSFW]
Because snark is like muscle tissue: you gotta use it or lose it.

♦ Lurid Digs [NSFW]
Let’s just hope none of those queens get a look at my bedroom.

♦ New Orleans Metroblog
To which I occasionally contribute.

Additional samples available by request